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| Jedikatie | 13 May 2009, 06:55 Post #1 |
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Yeah, I know, we haven't done this for quite some time around here. But since xeyes, who gave us all a lot of laughs several years ago with her wonderful "Donkey Kong Chronicles" captions over at the other board, has made a reappearance, I thought it would be a good time to start a new thread. Slight change from the usual, however: it doesn't have to be a screencap from a Trek show, it can be from any TV show/movie, to give us a bit more to play with... Here's a couple to get us started: Posted Image Posted Image |
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| Jedikatie | 13 May 2009, 11:09 Post #2 |
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It was you in the library with the candlestick who killed Mr. Boddy! |
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| xeyes | 13 May 2009, 11:26 Post #3 |
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Katie, you're too kind -- there were a lot of us who contributed to those captions, and everybody's work was better for the interplay. :) I'm a little rusty, but here goes. Posted Image Trip: You're going to do it again, aren't you? Mal: Bloody well right. And there's nothing you can do about it. Trip: Look, it's bad enough that this is all happening in the first place. Do you really hafta look so damn happy about it? Mal: Mister Tucker, I have learned to take my joys as they come to me. You would be well advised to do the same. Trip: Humph. Oh crap -- here we go. (Trip types furiously...) (So does Mal...) Mal: HA! Got you again! Trip: Mal, why...I mean, can't you cut me a break once in a while? Mal: EBay sniping is a skill and an art form. Trip: I can't help it. My fingers are frozen. Mal: Excuses, excuses. Trip: Sheesh. First they cancel the show, then they dump everything into the "It's A Wrap" auction...I knew I should have bid higher on that Cochrane statue. Mal: It's mine now. What's the saying you Yanks have? "You snooze, you lose." Trip: Still, it's kinda creepy, thinking about somebody bidding on my old underwear. Mal: (clears throat) Now why would anyone want to do that? (starts typing surreptitiously) Posted Image We want YOU! We want YOU! We want YOU as a new recruit! The history of the Village People in the 22nd century was a checkered one. While the group was hailed for its groundbreaking inclusiveness in the early years of interplanetary relations, the ensuing alterations of the "classic" characters were controversial. Here we see a short-lived iteration composed of a rejected villain from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a descendant of Roland Gift (of Fine Young Cannibals fame), a cosplayer, and a descendant of the Fantastic Four's Thing. (Excerpted from The Interplanetary Wikipedia, c. 2409) Edited by xeyes, 13 May 2009, 11:29.
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| Jedikatie | 13 May 2009, 11:47 Post #4 |
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^ LOL. Good ones, xeyes. And yeah, there were more people involved in the DK Chronicles, but you did do a lot of them. Not to mention saving the links for the various pages of it (sometime I really need to finish adding those to my site, actually)... Posted Image Mal: Come on, try and guess this one. Trip: Please, Malcolm, let's do something else to pass the time... Mal: Oh, come on, sir. It's a bit of harmless fun. We haven't exactly got anything better to do right now. I bet you can't guess this one... (begins farting out a tune) Trip (holding his nose): If I guess, will you please give it a rest for awhile? Mal (looking thoughtful, but continues to fart out the tune): Well, if you guess right, I'll consider it. Trip (sighing, while trying to keep from breathing through his nose): Fine. Um... the theme from Superman? Mal: Nope, not even close. Trip (getting desperate): How about The 1812 Overture? Mal: Now you're just being ridiculous... you need at least five people for that one. Trip (eyes watering): I don't know... The Imperial March from The Empire Strikes Back? Mal: Congratulations, Commander, I knew you could get it. Now how about this one...? Trip: Mal! You said you'd stop if I guessed right! Mal: Actually, sir, I said that I'd consider stopping if you guessed right... Anyway, what's this one? Trip (groaning): Shoot me, shoot me now... |
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| xeyes | 13 May 2009, 11:53 Post #5 |
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Posted Image Mal: Who sank your battleship? Posted Image All: YOU sank his battleship! Trip: Awww maaaaan... Edited by xeyes, 13 May 2009, 11:55.
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| xeyes | 13 May 2009, 12:15 Post #6 |
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Mal: No, seriously, you'll know this one. Trip: (petulantly) Don't wanna. Mal: Tell you what. There's still some bourbon left, right? Let's have a drinking game. You take one each time you guess wrong, and if you get it within three guesses, I'll drink five. Trip: You're on. (Twenty minutes later, a sound can be heard from outside the ship. That is, it could be heard if there was any atmosphere around. Or anybody to hear it. Anyway...) Trip and Mal: (singing)...I've got strength of the soul, And no one's going to bend or break me, I can reach any star.... Mal: (emits loud, rolling, ten-alarm belch) Trip: I've got faith...I've got...I've got... Mal: I've got faith...I've got...I've got... Trip and Mal: Faith of the heaaaa-aaart. Trip: Ba ba ba da da, duuuummmmm. (hic) (pause) Trip: Hey, can you do the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark? Mal: Commander, my a**ehole isn't bionic. Sir. Trip: Wuss. Edited by xeyes, 13 May 2009, 12:15.
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| Jedikatie | 13 May 2009, 12:21 Post #7 |
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All: We know it was you, Holly. We found the proof. Rimmer: Yes, Kryten found it buried under an old pile of Lister's underwear. Kryten: Quite right. I was so shocked, that I could hardly believe my processors when I read it. Lister: Yeah, Hol. How could you do it? How could you kill off the best loved character on the final episode of the show? Cat: Yeah, man. How come the dude didn't get the girl in the end? Holly: Well, I had it all planned out for his big return in the following season premiere, but for some reason, I never heard from them again. I figured they'd took my idea and made a million dollars off it. Rimmer: What idea was that, you git? The one where the show has the worst possible ending ever for a series that lasted as long as that one did? You killed the engineer two days before the mission was over so his buddy could give some speech that no one ever heard, trying to stop a couple of aliens who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. Lister: What do you mean you had it all planned out for his return the next season? Didn't you know that it was canceled after four seasons? Holly: What're you talking about? It lasted five seasons. Kryten: I'm afraid not. My memory chip clearly states that the show was canceled in 2005, which is only four seasons. Holly: 2005? (glances over at piece of paper off to the side of his monitor, then squints, and puts on a pair of glasses) Oh. So it does. I thought it said “2006”... that explains a lot of things. Like this stack of hate messages I got addressed to those two blokes I sold the script to... |
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| xeyes | 13 May 2009, 12:31 Post #8 |
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Posted Image He knew that subtletly had always been lost on her. Heck, even the obvious passed her right by most of the time. He couldn't help but think that somehow, for whatever reason, the innate ability to feel out her surroundings, sense impending disaster, had been omitted from her genetic makeup. It had caused him no end of problems in the past, and it sure looked as if it was going to keep causing him problems. But even when he sent four out-of-work members of P-Funk to stand directly in front of her and point out The Bad Guy, he knew that the result would not be any different this time. Sooner or later, Jack Bauer was going to end up rescuing his daughter's butt yet again. He just hoped it wouldn't have to be at the end of yet another of his Really Bad Days. (I know I wasn't the only one yelling at the TV at that point on Monday night...) |
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| Jedikatie | 13 May 2009, 12:36 Post #9 |
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^ :lol: Got to go to work, back later tonight. |
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| xeyes | 14 May 2009, 10:19 Post #10 |
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Here's one that I pulled from TrekCore years ago. Posted Image |
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| Jedikatie | 14 May 2009, 10:31 Post #11 |
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Trip (eyes shut): Brother, can you spare a canister of warp plasma for a poor, blind engineer? |
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| xeyes | 14 May 2009, 12:09 Post #12 |
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Klingon: What can I expect in return? Trip: Well, uh...I know this chick that can hook you up with a Holodeck. Klingon: Have you forgotten? Been there, done that, saw my house, bought the T-shirt. Anyway... (puffs chest) some of us don't put out that easily. Trip: Ouch. Edited by xeyes, 14 May 2009, 12:10.
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| Jedikatie | 14 May 2009, 12:18 Post #13 |
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Trip: Wait... (thinks quickly) Um... How about one slightly used helmsman? He's real quiet and doesn't eat that much... The captain will never miss him, heck, half the time we forget he's even in the room. |
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| xeyes | 14 May 2009, 12:56 Post #14 |
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Klingon: Wait...I think I know him. Weren't you guys at that automated repair station a while ago? Trip: (suspicion in his voice) Yeah...what about it? Klingon: What's his name? Trabble...T'Rab...Travis, right? Trip: Uh...yeah... Klingon: That's it. We were dead together. Him and me. Trip: You what? Klingon: Yeah. Place went all Matrix on us. Next thing I know, I'm FireWired into some computer with a bunch of other guys. He was there too. I ran the doors, he ran the turbolifts. Trip: Uh...ok. (backs away slowly...) |
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| Jedikatie | 14 May 2009, 13:19 Post #15 |
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^ :guffaw: |
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| Jedikatie | 14 May 2009, 13:28 Post #16 |
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Posted Image Trip (feeling the arm with his eyes closed): The soft, silky feel of the clothes... the firmness of the muscles... I'd know this arm anywhere. It's you, T'Pol, isn't it? Come on, give me a kiss, sweetheart... Klingon: I do not know who this "T'Pol" is, but if you do not let go of me, you pesky little worm, I'm going to rip your arms out of your sockets and then feed them to my targ while you watch. |
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| Kevin Thomas Riley | 15 May 2009, 14:43 Post #17 |
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^^^^ :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: Man, I don't know how you can do all this stuff so off-the-cuff... :thumbsup: |
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| Jedikatie | 15 May 2009, 14:50 Post #18 |
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Another picture for captioning: Posted Image |
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